26 de febrero de 2010

¡Frases antropológicas de levante!

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El amigo Esteban S nos mandó una lista de frases de levante antropológicas, para aplicar en las Fiestas Estructuralísimas, en Puán Dharma Station o en el colectivo... Originalmente robadas de ACÁ!
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+ Are you still living at your mother’s brother ?
+ Can I study your customs ?
+ What are your sexual taboos and to which do you adhere ?
+ Are you an artefact ? Because I dig you…
+ Would you like to play host and guest ?
+ You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
+ Aren’t we cross cousins?
+ How about a date in Samoa ? Ideal place to come out of age…
+ Would you like to get ritually intoxicated at my place?
+ I’d love to look into your kinship patterns.
+ Can I put my Self into your Other ?
+ I’d like to render your gender…
+ Let’s subvert and transgress !
+ Would you like to see my totem ?
+ You are so reproductively fit, I’d like to naturally select you.
+ Can I survey your features ?
+ What if I told you I had nice secondary sex characteristics ?
+ I’d like to look into your modes of production
+ How do you feel about honour and shame ?
+ Hey baby nice phenotype!
+ Can I put my superstructure in your infrastructure ?
+ Your village or mine ?
+ I’m an anthropologist, let’s do this orally.
+ I’ve got a huge grant !
+ You just turned me on, according to Mauss I now have to repay you in an amount that’s equal in value to give you your Hau back

12 LADRONES NOS HAN CONTESTADO:

Jean Wolf dijo...

Estuvo buena esa.
Pero la pregunta que me hago yo es ¿Donde encuentro a alguien que me entienda? o solo me río solo.

lau dijo...

nah nah nah..geniales!

pasaba y chusmee. cheers!

Anónimo dijo...

todas califican para frases nerd del msn, canto: "Can I put my superstructure in your infrastructure ?"

Fabiola dijo...

jeje me encantaron en vdd, bueniiisimos!!

Anónimo dijo...

Qué manada de pasotas mantenidos!!!! Ustedes sí que tienen teta de la cual mamar!!! vayan a laburar en algo productivo!!! Hijos e hijas de una mala leche!!!

Anónimo dijo...

¡Qué manada de pasotas mantenido!Ustedes sí que tienen teta dónde mamar. ¡Vayan a trabajar en algo productivo! Qué hijos e hijas de una mala leche.

C! dijo...

Anónimo, no seas careta y mostrate, vení a decirmelo en la cara!!

Anónimo dijo...

Te antropofagueo toda!

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Miguel dijo...

Son geniales pero quien nos entenderia jajaja quedariamos como unos Palomas importantes jajajaja!

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